Deposit your hard-earned
Money with us,
We’ll take care of you.
By the way,
There’s a minimum balance
Required to keep your account open.
There’s a fee
If you dip below the balance
At any time, for any reason.
We should mention that
There’s a charge
For using your debit card.
Oh, there’s also a
Fee if you use the ATM
More than a couple of times.
Rest assured, we’ll make sure to wait
To deposit your funds to increase
The chance of overdrafts.
We love to charge you
To use your money
To enrich ourselves.
Thank you for
Banking with us,
We appreciate your business.