Thank you for calling,
I can most certainly not
Assist you with that,
Nor do I have any
Inclination to do so.
We know that you have
Few to no other choices,
So we’re happy to
Provide you with careless,
Unhelpful service.
Again, I can’t do that,
It would require that
We care in any way for
Anything beyond separating
You from your money.